ಹೊಸದೊಂದು ಡಿಕ್ಷನರಿ ಪತ್ತೆ ಹಚ್ಚಲಾಗಿದೆ. ಅದರಿಂದ ಆಯ್ದ ಕೆಲವು ಶಬ್ದಗಳು ಇಲ್ಲಿವೆ. ಓದಿರಿ…. ಮಜಾ ಮಾಡಿ…!
OXFORD DICTIONARY’S LATEST DEFINITION OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to
open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See, I am not injured yet.”
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
kills you with his bills.
I will be back… Till then…. bye