New Oxford Dictionary!

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OXFORD DICTIONARY’S LATEST DEFINITION OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS:

• Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

• Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

• Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

• Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
  the number present.

• Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
  way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

• Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
  will-power is defeated by feminine water power

• Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

• Conference Room :A place where everybody talks,
  nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

• Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

• Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

• Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

• Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to
  open their mouth.

• Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

• Committee : Individuals who can do nothing

• Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

• Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

• Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

• Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

• Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

• Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See, I am not injured yet.”

• Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

• Father : A banker provided by nature.

• Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

• Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

• Politician : One who shakes your hand before after.

• Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
  kills you with his bills.

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